A Republican was out jogging and he encountered a man with some puppies. The Republican asked the man what kind of puppies they were and the man responded, "They're Republican puppies,"

The Republican thought that this was so great that the next day he brought the wife to see these puppies for herself. He asked the man to tell his wife what kind of puppies they were and the man responded, "They're Democrat puppies." The Republican looked puzzled and said, "Yesterday, you told me that they were Republican puppies." The man smiled and said, "Yesterday, they were. But today, they have their eyes open!"