A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

Broiled Missionary: $25.00
Fried Explorer: $35.00
Grilled Democrat $40.00
Baked Republican: $100.00.

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked , "Why such a price difference for the Republican?"

The cook replied "Have you ever tried to clean one of them?"