Voice: "Hello. We need twelve vehicles in the parade square immediately. Two of them must be limousines."
Reply: "What are the limousines for? To haul those fat-slob generals around in, I bet"
Voice: "Soldier, do you know who this is speaking?"
Reply: "No, I don't"
Voice: "This is General Watson."
Reply: "Do you know who this is speaking, sir?"
Voice: "No, I don't"
Reply: "See ya 'round, fatso!"