CHURCH SIGNBOARDS

• Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world.
• Interested in going to heaven? Apply here for flight training!
• Since you can't take it with you, why not leave it here?
• You can't take it with you, but you can send it on ahead.
• No parking. Violators will be turned into a pillar of salt.
• We have a prophet-sharing plan for you.
• The Lord loveth a cheerful giver. He also accepteth from a grouch.