A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, His eyes are rolled back into his head. The other hunter whips out his cell phone and calls 9-1-1.

"My friend is dead," he shouts into the phone.

The operator, says, "Calm down, take it easy. First we've got to make sure he's dead."

There is silence, then a shot is heard.

The other guy comes back on the line, "OK. Now what?"