Friday, August 22, 2008

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 south, just
outside of Washington, DC. Nothing is moving north or
south.

Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down
his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold up?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped President Bush, Vice President
Cheney, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh and Anne Coulter.
They are demanding a $100 million ransom. Otherwise, they
are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on
fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a
collection."

The driver asks, "On average how much is everyone giving?"
"About a gallon."

No comments:

Post a Comment