Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in two, then cut the half in two, what do I get?
Pupil: Quarters.
Teacher: And then if I cut it again?
Pupil: Eighths.
Teacher: Correct—and cut it again?
Pupil: Sixteenths. Teacher: And again?
Pupil: Hamburger!

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