Sunday, July 11, 2010

Conservatives Are Merry Old Nuts

 Conservatives are merry old nuts,
Merry old nuts are they,
But mostly we just kick their butts
And send them on their way.

I once had a Conservative say to me,
"It's all about the Constitution."
I said, "I'll give you that, but see,
Can't we use it to find a solution?"

He said, "Keep the markets free,
And our corporations happy."
I said, "Sure, as long as the
Workers aren't treated so crappy."

He said, "It's immigration
Ruining our great country."
I said, "What's ruining this nation
Is Conservatives are too dang flaky."

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