God reigns when we take a liberal view, when a liberal view is presented to us. ~ Henry David Thoreau
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
The parson of a tiny congregation in Arkansas disappeared one night with the entire church treasury, and the local constable set out to capture him. This he did, dragging the culprit back by the collar a week later. "Here's the varmint, folks," announced the constable grimly. "I'm sorry to say he's already squandered our money, but I drug him back so we can make him preach it out."