A traveler's eye was caught by the sign in front of a small diner: "We have everything. Just ask." He entered and took a seat at the counter. When the owner appeared, the cynical traveler asked if it was true that they had everything. 'Just ask," replied the owner.
"What if you don't have what I want?" the traveler persisted.
"Then I'll give you my new pickup truck," said the owner.
"OK," said the traveler, "I'll have buffalo head stuffed with pheasant eggs served in octopus gravy."
The owner turned around and shouted to the cook, "One number seventeen!"