The bridge between heaven and hell is in desperate need of repair, and St. Peter calls over to the devil, "It's your turn to fix it."
"Sorry," says the devil. "We are too busy fixing our heating system to worry about a little thing like a bridge."
"If you don't fix it," says St. Peter, "I'll have to sue you for breach of contract."
"Is that so?" says the devil. "And just where do you think you're going to find a lawyer?"