Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends on your point of reference.
Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2004, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book.
Rene Descartes: Since the chicken does not really exist, it was only an illusion that the chicken crossed the road. This illusion was only in my mind. Therefore I created the chicken that crossed the road.
Charles Darwin: Over great periods of time, chickens have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.
Douglas Adams: Forty-two.
Martin Luther King: I envisage a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Richard Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road.
Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?
George W. Bush: The chicken was misinformated as to what attractivation was on the other side.
Captain James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Fox Mulder: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?
Colonel Sanders: I missed one?