God reigns when we take a liberal view, when a liberal view is presented to us. ~ Henry David Thoreau
Friday, September 3, 2010
Did you hear about the man who swallowed his glass eye and rushed to a stomach specialist? The specialist peered down the unfortunate fellow's throat and exclaimed, "I've looked into a lot of stomachs in my day, but I must say, this is the first one that ever looked back at me."