Friday, September 17, 2010

Bumper Stickers

Honk if you hate bumper stickers that say "Honk if. . ."

I don't care what you love, what your other car is, who you brake for and what you'd rather be doing.

Illiterate? Write for help.

I don't have a solution, but I certainly admire the problem.

Every time I think I know where it's at, they move it.

To err is human, to forgive is not Company Policy.

Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.

All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

They told me I was gullible . . . and I believed them.

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